Single Girl Blues

[Verse 1]
I'm a Single Woman, what you get is what you see!
I've built a life where I am only answerin' to me
But still you ask about me With sympathy in mind
You with all your boyfriends, husbands, lovers in your lives
I hate to disappoint you, but girls I've got some news
You expect me to wallow and swallow your pity...

[Chorus]
But I ain't got the
Single Girl Blues... No one niggling about the dinner on time...
Single Girl Blues... Everything in this house is mine!...
Single Girl Blues... No one bitching about the new shoes I found...
Single girl blues... The music up and the seat stays down
I do what I want, when I want and with who I want to, and you call that
Single Girl Blues

[Verse 2]
Everybody tells me that I need someone
But I'd rather do without them than to do the ones I've done
Cause they can't keep their hands of you, when the love is new
When the TV's on the hands are gone, and it's all up to you
You can have your ball and chain but it ain't the life I choose
A man in your ear with his "Get me a beer" I'd rather have the...

[Chorus]
Single Girl Blues... no one niggling when the bills come in
Single Girl Blues... no one taking me for granted again
Single Girl Blues... no little black hairs clogging up my sink
Single Girl Blues... nobody telling me the way I should think
I do what I want, when I want, with who I want to and you call that
Single Girl Blues

[Verse 3]
I don't need to justify standing by no man
I got men on standby that I lay by when I can
All you single girls you know the truth in what I say
It don't mean we're lonely, shy, celibate or gay.NO NO!

[Verse 4]
Now you girls who have a husband, lover or de facto
Good for you I always say, each woman to their own
But by now you should know me, there's no need to be confused
I'm sassy and crass and a pain in the ass, but I've never had the
Single Girl Blues

[Chorus]
Single Girl Blues... No one niggling about the dinner on time...
Single Girl Blues... Everything in this house is mine!...
Single Girl Blues... No one bitching about the new shoes I found...
Single girl blues... The music up and the seat stays down
I do what I want, when I want and with who I want to, and you call that
Single Girl Blues

I do what I want, when I want and with who I want to, and you call that
Single Girl Blues