Single 2 (Hidden Track)

Hi! Wow, I can't believe my luck
Imagine the computer setting me up with someone as sexy as you

What, you like to seat? Over in the corner?
Great, I love corners
They are so private

Would you like some wine? Oh no, I don't drink. I was pretty wild as a teenager, but-- I've been AA about 8 years
Do you mind if I do a big line of speed, though?
[snorts speed]
Great! Whoo!

Do you got any tattoos? Great, well, let me see'm
Yeah, no, no. No one's looking. Fuck it. Let me see'm
Hmmm... What is that? A Buddha? That's like your whole back

Do you got another one? Where? On your tit?
What is it. A snake?! Well, let me see it. Bring it up
Oh, that's nice, you got nice nipples too...
They're like little pencil erasers, they're just begging for a clothespin or something on there...

Yeah, you smell kinda good, actually
I like that animal sense, I like when a woman smells like an animal
I like when-- just make wanna fuck, make wanna--
Yeah well, anyway

Do you got piercings somewhere? On your clit?! Let me see it
Wow! Look at that clitoris! That's like a penis or something
Did it hurt when they put the ring through it? No?
Does it hurt when I tug on it? Wait... no?!
What if a tug really hart?

You are something else. Wait, hold on. Wait
[sniffing, snorting]
Sorry about that. You know the speed. It fucking burns like a motherfuck
[fart]
Hahaha! Did you fart?
Ah... it must have been me, then

Hey, let me look at your butthole
Wow, that is one tight motherfuck of a butthole
I can barely get my pinky in there
Is clean, though. That's good
There's nothing I hate worst than getting shit on my pinky

Hey, let's get out of here, huh?
Waiter! Check?