Sincerely, Drunk Me

[Intro]
Ba-da-ba-ba

[Verse 1]
If your stupid ex sends you a text
I won't judge you if you answer it
One more drunk hookup, ha, ain't gonna hurt ya
I don't think so, at least
So you peed in inappropriate places (Whoops)
And you eat burgers when you get wasted
I won't tell the police you're a vegetarian (Unless they ask, you can't lie)

[Pre-Chorus]
But now you're here in this bathroom
Cryin' and judgin' yourself, stop that
Here's some standup advice
From a girl who can't stand up herself

[Chorus]
If you think that you're shitty, you're probably not
Love that outfit, where'd you get that top?
Yeah, nobody hates ya, еspecially me
Hakuna ma-vodka, no worries, baby
Don't think for a sеcond you're not, like, totally worth it
Your mascara isn't runnin', your makeup's not ruined
This message was brought to you by the messin'-up queen
Sincerely, drunk me

[Verse 2]
Well, I think we should talk about me
I've done some stupid shit you wouldn't believe (Get ready)
I broke into a house one night to charge my phone, hmm (Is that even legal?)
And then I drunk dialed my ex sixty times
Yeah, honey, in one night (Hello? Are you there?)
It's called makin' mistakes, and baby, that's how you grow (Hello?)
(If this is your voicemail, can you call me back?)

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, sober me has learned to look the other way
She knows all the best stories, yeah, they come from me

[Chorus]
If you think that you're shitty, you're probably not
Love that outfit, where'd you get that top?
Yeah, nobody hates ya, especially me
Hakuna ma-vodka, no worries, baby
Don't think for a second you're not, like, totally worth it
Your mascara isn't runnin', your makeup's not ruined
This message was brought to you by the messin'-up queen
Sincerely, drunk me

[Post-Chorus]
Sincerely, drunk me
Okay, okay, okay

[Bridge]
Yeah, I don't know who out there needs to hear this
Excuse me, hello, are you even listening?

[Chorus]
If you think that you're shitty, you're probably not
Love that outfit, where'd you get that top?
Yeah, nobody hates ya, especially me
Okay, woah, I'm gonna get super deep
Don't think for a second you're not, like, totally worth it
Your mascara isn't runnin', your makeup's not ruined
This message was brought to you by the drunk, cryin'
Messin'-up, probably-should-work-on-herself queen
You know what, I'm tryin' my best and I just
I'm, I'm just not there yet
Sincerely, drunk me

[Outro]
Ha, nailed it
More like seriously drunk me
Who gives me wine when I'm singing?
This is a mistake
Fuck it
Rhinoceroses