Since You Got A Dog

Since you got a dog
No one wants to hang around you
Don't blame yourself
It's not you
It's your dog
I know you think we hate the girl that you're dating
It's not true
She's a saint
If she can tolerate you and your dog

Since you got a dog
No one ever sees you around
We secretly hope you'll send it to the pound
Don't take it wrong
Because it ain't you that we're hating
Because we think you're okay
But we've got lots to say about your dog

When we plan to hang out
You don't need an excuse
We want you to know that we really miss you
You figure it out
You know where we'll be
Just don't bring your dog

Since you got a dog
You've changed and it makes people sad
We know it looks bad
Because we're blaming your dog
Now you say you can't see us at night
Because you can't leave it alone
I hope you like staying home with your dog
We've got lots to say about your dog
We can't tolerate you and your dog