Simple Tragedies

[Voiceover]
This is exciting
For the first time live on stage, welcome Mister Teenager!

I chipped my tooth in a parking lot scrap
My girlfriend left and I don't think she's coming back
Me and my dad just ain't been seeing eye to eye
I have a bit of trouble sleeping Sunday nights

It's not fun but it's not complicated
I miss my simple tragedies
Back at seventeen
Never thought I'd say it, but this new shit gets to me
Oh, it's not like the end of the world
With just the end with a girl
Now it's the end with the woman
And I know I shouldn't
But I, I, I miss my simple tragedies
I miss my simple tragedies
I miss my simple tragedies
Oh, no

All these stakes are getting too high
It doesn't help this situation [?] but so do I
Let's just sing about our problems, la de da
I'm a burnout like my best friends before I hardly call

It's not fun but it's not complicated
I miss my simple tragedies
Back at seventeen
Never thought I'd say it, but this new shit gets to me
Oh, it's not like the end of the world
With just the end with a girl
Now it's the end with the woman
And I know I shouldn't
But I, I, I miss my simple tragedies
I miss my simple tragedies
I miss my simple tragedies
Oh, no

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I keep getting older and our spirit never ends
Am I gonna make it?
Well I [?]
Honey, if I keep getting older
I feel weaker every day
But I guess it doesn't matter either way

I miss my simple tragedies
Back at seventeen
I never thought I'd say it, but this new shit gets to me
Oh, it's not like the end of the world
With just the end with a girl
Now it's the end with the woman
And I know I shouldn't
But I miss my simple tragedies
I miss my simple tragedies
I miss my simple tragedies
Oh, no
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