Simple Simonism

Kind of difficult for a simple guy
Holding on for dear life even though it's only gently drifting by
It's over in the blink of a suspicious eye
So you might as well be ignorant and high, (hi!)
You couldn't get through to me with a bye
I wouldn't dignify you with a sigh
I watch cloud 9's silver lining liquefy
Then sit around wait for it to solidify
An slide down from the orange tinted sky
The truth is out there but most prefer to live a lie (i mean...)
When the perfect confluence of stimuli convince a pig that it can fly
I'll stop sipping on me drink and try
Until then what's some shit that rhymes with:
Find me staring at your girlfriend in her eyes like "him or i"
I'm at your funeral, cult mountain shirt with a mickey tie
Singing 'angels' while the women cry tears of the joy
Fear the boy with his fingers in the alcoholic kidney pie
Only fools say dooms day isn't nigh
While the wise peddle unfounded conspiracies...
I'm willing to risk it all on a single distant glimmer
Took a stab in the dark and prayed i didn't kill the winner
Back to reality, full english breakfast in a tin for dinner
Brought it to the boil then left the shit to simmer
And built a fifty binner, just another toxic man
Scrapin the burnt bits from this non stick pan
What's this pram doing ere? if it's not full of looted gear
I'm putting me foot down but you can steer
Skidding to a halt at the precipice where I made me bed
[why? cos I'm too sincere for this rap shit kid you know what I mean? I need a new career]