Simp Son

You a simp, you a simp, you a simp son
Where’s your bitch? Where’s your bitch, oh you got none?
Buy her drinks, what she think? Oh yeah thanks bud
You a simp you a simp you a simp son

Okay now don’t be a dick, that’s not what we mean
Respecting women is still fucking clean
But if you’re only nice to get her on your ween
Than you’re a lil simp and there’s no in between
Bro’s before hoes man that’s always the rule
When you spend all your money you look like a fool
Start being a man stop being a tool
Don’t be her bitch man that’s not cool
You’re not being chival driving her around
Don’t do her chores you look like a clown
Womеn aren't queens if they ain’t got a crown
Don’t let a thot knock you to thе ground
Don’t buy her lunch if it’s not a date
Don’t let her call you bud or mate
Man you a simp there’s no debate
But you can change it’s not too late
Make your move boy grab your phone
Tell her that you’re home alone
If she doesn’t want it she’s not a hoe
There’s plenty of seasons move on with the show
What are you doing refreshing her page?
Instagram comments won’t get you laid
She doesn’t want white knight crusades
Or comments like queen you slay

You a simp you a simp you a simp son
Where’s your bitch? Where’s your bitch? oh you got none
Buy her drinks, what she think? Oh yeah thanks bud
You a simp you a simp you a simp son

Be like homer, a loyal dad
Or be like bart, a fucking chad
Don’t be like Milhouse that’s not rad
Being a simp is just plain sad
Be yourself it’s what you gotta do
You can get pussy by being you
Don’t ditch the boys to shine her shoes
No need to buy her shit that’s new
Don’t sell your soul for average hoes
Go with the flow a holes a hole
If you got doe you got control
Don’t fall below the thot patrol
Stick with your goals then you’re gold
Don’t do everything that bitch just told
If she get low down on the pole
Don’t fall in love man she’s a hoe

You a simp
You a simp son
Where’s your bitch?
Oh you got none
Buy her drink - Oh yeah thanks bud
You a simp you a simp you a simp son!