a song mocking the stereotypical coomer/soyboy obsessed with funko pops, camgirls, and the media he consumes (usually marvel and star wars)
That's where my money goes
Funko pops and egirl shows
The uber to her boyfriends house
Comes out of my bank account
My nintendo switch is red and blue
I moderate my reddit too
She'll have her kids
I won't have mine
I'll simp her till the end of time
Oh queen
You're lookin' kind of sad
Could it be your brand new boyfriend or your nonexistent dad
Oh queen
Is money kind of tight
I'll donate to your patreon and watch your streams all night
That's where my money goes
Funko pops and egirl shows
The ubеr to her boyfriends house
Comеs out of my bank account
My nintendo switch is red and blue
I moderate my reddit too
She'll have her kids
I won't have mine
I'll simp her till the end of time
Oh queen
You're lookin' kind of sad
Could it be your brand new boyfriend or your nonexistent dad
Oh queen
Is money kind of tight
I'll donate to your patreon and watch your streams all night
Oh queen
You're lookin' kind of sad
Could it be your brand new boyfriend or your nonexistent dad
Oh queen
Is money kind of tight
I'll donate to your patreon and watch your streams all night
SIMP was written by Greens On Toast.
SIMP was produced by Greens On Toast.
Greens On Toast released SIMP on Thu Dec 31 2020.