Simp 4 Simpz

(Lil Baking Soda)
Your honor, I accuse this boy of being a faggot ass *bleep*

(Intro)
(Shotty K)

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
Gay
Gay, Dexter’s gay (Jetro)
Gay
Dexter’s gay
Dexter’s gay, Dexter’s gay, Dexter’s gay
He is gay, he is gay, he is gay

(Verse 1 - Shotty K)
Yeah, Dexter’s gay
Now I gotta couple few things that I wanna say
First of all: he’s gay
Second of all: he is gay
Third: that n-word had a *bleep* named Crystal as his bae

He belongs with the O’Driscolls
He looks like a dang pistol
When he thinks of Jenny, his pp turns to a missile
Dexter sounds like a fiddle
Goes by “Dеxter Diddle”
Last week, he got caught tryna do thе griddy griddle

Yeah he’s gay
Yeah he’s gay
He tries to impress chicks by doing the nae nae
Yeah he’s gay
Yeah he’s gay
Four hundred pounds is what that *bleep-bleep* weighs

(Intro 2)
(Lil Baking Soda)
Yeah, ay
He’s in love with who she is, but
Dexter’s a simp, so that don’t mean shit
Dexter Dexter Dexter’s a gay fucking simp
And he looks like Mr. Bean had sex with a blimp

(Verse 2 - Lil Baking Soda)
Looks like Paul McCartney on meth (Jesse)
Missing Ms
Making women wanna bleh (bleh)
His girlfriend is a fed
His dog is dead
His mom gave me head (*sounds of fellatio in background*)

Dexter’s gay (he is gay)
He is gay, yeah (he is gay)
Dexter’s gay, Dexter’s gay, he is gay, yeah (yeah)
Dexter’s gay (he is gay)
He is gay, yeah (he be gay)
Dexter’s gay, Dexter’s gay, he is gay, yeah

I wanna talk about his Minecraft girlfriend Jenny
(Her real name was probably Kenny)
Dated all his other friends
(Like there were many)
He’s a simp, he’s still give her his every last penny (dime)

Dude told mask that he was so immature
Bro was really just sore
That his Jenny or his Crystal’s out the door
Or his Felix or his Nor, ma

(I’m old and I got grey hair)
(Yeah, her name’s Norma)

Two LGbitches and one’s from the Lorax (Lorax)
One’s a he/she
Dude’s really just mad he ain’t Swae Lee (Sunflower)
With his Miles Morales looking ass (spidey)
Dude in sixteen years he’s gonna look, like a fucking bass

(Outro)
(Lil Baking Soda)
I cannot stress this enough, the stage name “Baking Soda” has nothing to do with crack
Simp 4 Simpz
Lil Baking out