​sillyburger 2

[Intro]
(This is a seamoretheseal Failfest exclusive)
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(Jared)
(Thanks, Olive Garden)
(Christmas)
(Ow)
(Team Stromboli)
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[Chorus: seamoretheseal]
I was at Silly Burger, wondering what to order
Oh, O-oh
Gonna buy a Silly Shake, it's so good and it only costs a quarter
Ah, ah, ah
In Ketchup Lake and I feel so good
Put my cat in a sock like a should (Should)
We love all cats in socks, except burrito cat
We hate burrito cat

[Verse 1: Cewer]
Yeah, I hate burrito cat
Ah, ah, ah
He is really bad
In the ketchup lake (Monkey Bowling 2)
In the sesame sand
Pull up with a burger and a chicken
I'm at silly burger and we're eating all the chicken
Error errror
Error error
I'ma eat all your chicken

[Verse 2: sevendsr]
I'm at Silly Burger
There's a pickle in my sandwich, now I gotta go murder
It's two AM and I'm mad and tired
I found the manager's car, I'ma slash his tires
Like I said, I'm tired and mad
I need milk for my order, can you cut the fat
Okay, you gave me extra pickles and I'm really mad
But I'm still more mad at burrito cat

[Verse 3: Chanelfather]
You got a kids meal he a Gerber
Seamore hit me up, I'm pulling up to Silly Burger
Aah
First place, Ricky Bobby
You can't steal this swag, got goldfish pants up on my body
He want a feature so I hit him with the CashApp
I've been eating good, I'm getting fat just like I'm Jack Black
I hit twenty one like I be playing me some Blackjack
Run straight to the bag I keep on chasing like a mad man

[Verse 4: Foxbeach]
Pull up, I need 2 silly meals
And it only costs a quarter, what a deal
I need a silly shake
Smoking out the drive thru
Open up the silly meal
And I got a prize, cool (You win)
You know I hate to be that dude
I don't wanna come off rude
But if we not together then buy your own food

[Verse 5: airhartt]
Walk up out the trap
It's too cold, I need my mittens
Aah
Please go get my mittens
See a funny cat and I ask him what he sippin'
Milks drippin
Aah
Nerf bullets gonna weigh you down
I'm with Seamore and I keep him safe and sound
Burgers silly, I'ma eat them off the ground
It's on me, all the burgers by the pound

[Spoken Interlude: ben das]
Good evening sir
Hi, um, my name is The Real Ben Das and I have a reservation for, uh, Silly Burger
Alright, let me see that
I would like to have my silly burger now, please
Ok sir, so the only reservation we have tied to that is um, one, called uh, Ben Das Real
That's fucking bullshit
I'm not sure if that's you or not, but
That's me
I'm gonna need to see some form of identification or else we're not going to be able to give you a silly burger
I really have to give you identification, oh my goodness

[Verse 6: unifish]
Silly burgers in the parking lot
It's a guarantee, I don't wanna get caught
Counting orders with gaazii
Hip hop and rap, I'm a nominee
What you tryna do, get out of my lane
I don't really care, it's not enough gain
Skydiving, fall onto a tree
Making beats on my 360

[Verse 7: Remi]
I'm on the Silly Burger remix
Wow, I feel like I'm dreaming
Feel so good, 'cause I'm eating
Silly burger's what I'm eating
Curly hair, Even Stevens
Banana I'm peeling
Cookie jar, I'm stealing
Big old fish I reeled in

[Verse 8: ga$h]
I don't know what to do
But I get out a chicken
In the ketchup lake, is where I'm swimming
I really want a silly shake
Make you shake and bake
I don't want no bread, I just want a silly cake
You must be silly if you think you in my way
Silly stick in my hand
Make them all go away (Entity7k)

[Verse 9: Entity7k]
I'm in a silly little ride
I pull up to the line
The clerk greets me, he is so kind
Can I get a silly burger and some silly fries
Oh god, I barely have any money, I changed my mind
I just looked into my pockets and I only found a dime
And I'm really hungry so I might commit a crime
Give me all your burgers
And your Silly Burger sign

[Verse 10: Weakness]
Hands up, you know that it's a silly robbery
Munching on a silly burger, guns all in the lobby
Yeah, I got no silly cash
Down bad
Too fast get in a silly car crash
My neck hurts I got some silly whiplash
God I feel like e finesse, some silly fries from DoorDash
Open the register
Sir please don't hurt me
Open it
Please
Now
I'm just a silly burger employee

[Verse 11: Elliot]
I hate Silly Burger
But I love burrito cat
Yeah, I walked into the room
It's burrito cat and you
But I skip past you to give burrito cat a dap
Wait wait, hold on a sec
I'm just kidding
I love Silly Burger and I'm eating all the chicken
I don't really mind burrito cat, he's not a villain
Find me in the S'more discord, just chillin

[Spoken Interlude: seamoretheseal]
Welcome back to S'more news
I'm your host, seamoretheseal
Two local S'more villains were caught liking burrito cat
And robbing Silly Burger in Silly Town
They are now in silly jail and will now be facing one to two days in sillytary confinement

[Chorus: seamoretheseal]
I was at Silly Burger
Wondering what to order
Oh, O-oh
Gonna buy a Silly Shake
It's so good and it only costs a quarter (Unstoppable)
I was at Silly Burger
Wondering what to order
Oh, O-oh
Gonna buy a Silly Shake
It's so good and it only costs a quarter