[Verse 1]
This is the moment, baby
The one you always waited for
The profit margin's narrow
When your soul kicks off a full-blown war
Step on up right here and have a go
Step on up right here and have a go
You won't cut it, I always said so
It's getting late, time to feel the pain
Closing down now, please come again
[Chorus]
Your life's a fuckin' failure
Is this all you've got to show?
A million sob-soaked stories
Spare me, I don't need to know
I really should feel sorry
But I just can't relate
Won't sink down to your level
And I couldn't compensate
[Verse 1]
Emotional malfunction
Nothing quite easy to admit
Your heartburn-soldered radar
Those shortcut wires won't transmit
Why the fuck you try to steal my medicine?
Why the fuck you try to steal my medicine?
Can't you see what state I'm in?
Are we finished here? Well, more or less
Walkin' out now, enjoy the mess
[Chorus]
Your life's a fuckin' failure
Is this all you've got to show?
A million sob-soaked stories
Spare me, I don't need to know
I really should feel sorry
But I just can't relate
Won't sink down to your level
And I couldn't, couldn't
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
Your life's a fuckin' failure
Is this all you've got to show?
A million sob-soaked stories
Spare me, I don't need to know
I really should feel sorry
But I just can't relate
Won't sink down to your level
And I couldn't, couldn't
[Outro]
I mean, why do people think that
Life should always be happy?
You know?
Because when I was a little boy
My mother used to sing me a song
It went like this
"Life is short, life is shit
And soon, it will be over"