Signed

[Intro]
[Uptown Press Announcer] Today we’d like to announce
The signing of the newest artist
We’re so excited to have him
Join our roster of talent
Let’s bring him up to the podium
Questions please
[Journalist] Hi there
How does it feel to sign to Uptown?
[LTtheMonk] Um

[Verse 1]
Well I guess that LT sock
Became my glass fitted slipper
I’m the Prince with the dirty mind
Invites to the castle dinner
With a house on the hill now boss
2 doors from Tracee Ross
And I heard about her daughter
Yeah that Shahidi one to watch
But now that Hancock down
You’ll never see me lounge
You’ll hear that sidewalk pound
When I go town to town
From 10 people venues
To the stadium 10 thou
When I walk out into the crowd
I got to see them bow-ounce

[Interlude]
See after the demo
The album’s the relationship
You know they like you
But now you’re just wondering why

[Chorus]
We put a label on it
We finally made our mind up
I’m signed to you
The life of my love
First date
The first demo tape
And now we got the whole
Album deal lined up
Lined up
Ohh we got it lined up
Lined up
Ohh we got it lined up
Yo how it feel?

[Verse 2]
I don’t believe in booths
I don’t believe in a section
Guess that’s why I’m the artist
And you give me the affection
Dig deep and found the ego
And I pronounced the death and
Took my humility
Performed the resurrection
And they call me a 90s baby look
I’m a 50 40 90 baby look
One day I’m signing to cook
Sock endorsement with Nike baby look
Turn round full 180 if
I ain’t living righteous baby look
A full circle is the way
I’m seeing life baby look
You put them 360s
Next to her 3-6 Ds
Show we a long long way from rap being 3 16s
I live the star life now
And I sing in keys
That the soul men kicked round in ‘63

[Chorus]
We put a label on it
We finally made our mind up
I’m signed to you
The life of my love
First date
The first demo tape
And now we got the whole
Album deal lined up
Lined up
Ohh we got it lined up
Lined up
Ohh we got it lined up

[Outro]
We love the sound
We want to sign you...
As a group
As a group?!