Sign

[WARBUCKS]
Miss Hannigan! You need to sign a paper

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Mr. Warbucks, do you know something for a Republican you are sinfully handsome

[WARBUCKS]
Thank you

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Why I just go absolutely weak in the knees over men like you

My GOD, is that thing real?

[WARBUCKS]
Just sign the papers

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Don't you wanna see the bedroom, my little billiard ball?

[WARBUCKS]
Sign

[MISS HANNIGAN]
I make a very dry martini

[WARBUCKS]
Right here

[MISS HANNIGAN]
I make a very wet souffle

[WARBUCKS]
Just your name

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Don't be so mean, you mean ole meanie

[WARBUCKS]
Come, my dear

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Let's you and me make, why shouldn't we make haste?

[WARBUCKS]
I have an appointment at 1

[MISS HANNIGAN]
This way...

You ever been to Bonus Ires?

[WARBUCKS]
Where?

[MISS HANNIGAN]
A hunger for the Argentyne?

[WARBUCKS]
ArgenTINE

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Let's me and you fill up our diaries

[WARBUCKS]
What? Stop!

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Buy me a ruby

[WARBUCKS]
No!

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Why shouldn't you be mine?

[MISS HANNIGAN, WARBUCKS]
I've got your numbah Come close
Ya like to rhumba Madam
I'll call you Ollie While we
My hot tamale Pry through
And now I've gotcha This file
My cucaracha From
Oh! Ooh! Ay ya ya! My private eye

[WARBUCKS]
You spend your evenings in the shanties

[MISS HANNIGAN]
You had me followed?

[WARBUCKS]
Imbibing quarts of bathtub gin

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Bronchitis

[WARBUCKS]
And here you're dancing in your scanties

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Great gams

[WARBUCKS]
With some old geezer called Little Caesar

[MISS HANNIGAN]
He's an uncle!

[WARBUCKS]
You lock the orphans in the closet

[MISS HANNIGAN]
They love it!

[WARBUCKS]
You hock their Christmas souvenirs

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Drink?

[WARBUCKS]
You steal the funds you should deposit

[MISS HANNIGAN]
It's fresh...

[WARBUCKS]
You make them grovel, while you buy lavaliers

[MISS HANNIGAN, WARBUCKS]
Must you upset me You'll sit
Why don't you pet me? Out this
It's you I crave now Century
Let's misbehave now In some
You wanna smoochie Deep dark
My little poochie? Penitentiary
Jail!?

[WARBUCKS]
Sign

[MISS HANNIGAN]
I guess I'll never know the feeling

[WARBUCKS]
You'll rot in jail

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Of running fingers through your hair

[WARBUCKS]
In Sing-Sing

[MISS HANNIGAN]
I guess this means no Buenos Aires

[WARBUCKS]
Will you sign?!

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Well I don't need ya!

[WARBUCKS]
That's fine

[MISS HANNIGAN]
So just forget me!

[WARBUCKS]
The dotted line

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Forget my sweetness!

[WARBUCKS]
Don't whine!

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Forget you met me!

[WARBUCKS]
You can't decline!

[MISS HANNIGAN]
This day is sorta

[WARBUCKS]
Just sign!

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Like Britain Waterloo

[WARBUCKS]
Sign!

[MISS HANNIGAN]
Why didn't you say so in the first place
Swine!