Sigmund Freud’s Impersonation of Albert Einstein in America

[Verse 1]
The world of science is my game
Albert Einstein is my name
I was born in Germany
And I'm happy to be here in the land
Of the brave and the free
Yes, I'm happy to be here in the land
Of the brave and the free

[Verse 2]
In the year nineteen-five
Merely trying to survive
Took my knapsack in my hand
Caught a train from Switzerland

[Chorus 1]
America, America
God shed his grace on thee
You have whipped the Filipino
Now you rule the western sea

[Verse 3]
Americans dream of gypsies, I have found
Gypsy knives and gypsy thighs that pound
And pound and pound and pound
African appendages that almost reach the ground
And little boys playing baseball in the rain

[Chorus 2/Outro]
America, America
Step out into the light
You're the best dream Man has ever dreamed
And may all your Christmases be white