SIDEMEN BEEF (KSI, RICEGUM & SIDEMEN DISS TRACK)

[Intro: Jallow]
All these YouTubers thinking they can rap
Who are they, bruv?
I'm the king of diss tracks
This is gonna be a walk in the park

[Verse 1: Jallow]
Manna send for you all on a Skype ringtone
Diss track ting, yeah this is my home
Spin a MC, kick a shinbone
Delete your history, Google Chrome
Behzinga, you're on the ropes
Snitching to feds but you think you're road
Just 'cause a few kids merked your car
You're crying to Mummy Behz on the phone
Don't jump on the diss track shit
If you can't firm the bars I spit
I understand you got dead vids
But stick to FIFA and making skits
Yo chubby, what you saying?
You thought that I was playing
Lemme stop all this bullying
Who's getting the next slaying?
Lemme move onto KSI
Finished all the beef with PewDiePie
Went onto Snap and started to cry
Then snaked his mandem 'cause the views are dry
Why you getting onto Ethan's ting?
Have you looked in the mirror and seen your trim?
Your hairline... it's missing
Flying away on an airline ting
Airline ting, you moved to L.A
I'll move to your yard, tell Zerkaa behave
Jump in your bed, dig out a yat
What can I say, ratings erased
And your bredrin Wroetoshaw
That was his girl, I digged at yours
He sent nudes to the Sidemen group chat
Harry, that's very poor

[Verse 2: Monstah]
Yo
Badman like P, come jump on a track
I got gyal on my Skype and gyal on my Snap
Couple man wanna diss when man don't rap
I'll come straight to the halo and give a man slaps
DPD, I'm delivering that
Man like me, I'm the realest, that's fact
I got fake man dropping fake bars on a fake track
That's trash
Well forget them man
I'm a big man with a big whip tings and that

[Verse 3: Jallow]
Living life nice on the top floor
Bought a nice dog that fan girls adore
But you only got the dog for the views
So I run to your gaff kick Herb out the door
Don't you understand white guys can't rap
Stop tryna be black, jump on a track
Got KaneStunts to watch your diss
He was like, "Jallow, what the fuck was that?"
CSG, you awkward prick
Never outside, just bashing your dick
Tried to go diss Simon on Twitter
But Simon's batty and you're his bitch
Likkle man, you ain't on piss
Likkle man, you think you're sick
But I know, you know, your fans know
Without your dad your views are shit
You're just a shadow of your big bro
Without him, you wouldn't have blown
You have no ideas and your views are dry
So you fuck up your trim so you can upload
You got dead vids that nobody rates
Only get views 'cause it's all clickbait
But how do you upload your vid at 6
But your hairline only gets there at 8
Now Logan Paul and Team 10
Oh yeah, Jake, who are you again?
Just know that I'll roast you all
And end your career when I pick up the pen
With Everyday Bro and England is my city
Shut the fuck up bruv, your videos are shitty
You might have ten milly
And girls that are pretty
But if I went L.A. they'd be sucking on my willy
Likkle guys go back to vine
You're not even funny and can't spit rhymes
And when you think England is a city
I know you man ain't been school in time
Logan, Jake, go sit in the corner
You ain't my bro, man's not Warner
That's enough corn for you little boys
Yo Ricegum, can I make an order?
Salt and pepper wings, egg-fried rice
Chicken balls but can I have that twice
Bruv, I don't wanna hear your lyrics
Stop bullying kids and tell me the price
Bullying kids is all you do
Ask anyone, they don't rate you
You just bully kids, spit some lyrics
And sit in a box to get some views
How you getting spun by Callux
All my bars just hit you off balance
You're probably sat there thinking
This diss went fast, what the fuck just happened