四 Claudia

[Chorus]
Sweet baby many names
Take the kitty in your hand honey
Sweet lady many games
Spend a little of the band money
On Claudia
On Claudia

[Verse]
Same street, different night
In the middle of the beast belly
Suit glasses and a tie
Type of money that can get any
With your whispering hands
And your futile commands
You're in search for new plans
I hope you find it all
All you're looking for

[Chorus]
But sweet baby many names
Take the kitty in your hand honey
Sweet lady many games
Spend a little of the band money
On Claudia
On Claudia

[Interlude]
With me is Money
Tingle tingle on the stairs bodes extravagant intro. A single gold coin falls through the keyhole, then: bang! He jumps in, wielding forties swing music. Winks to me under his sharply trimmed brows and turns my ceiling lamp into a chandelier. He kisses my cat fondly, into a panther with a diamond leash. Dances around, pointing this way and that, until my room resembles a Parisian luxury suite. My breasts are three sizes bigger and my cereal has turned into Cocaine
Finally he stands with wild ecstatic eyes in the center of his creation: "Behold Woman, I am Money!"
Loud and slow, like citing some ancient ritual, I let fall the last piece of underwear and bow my head: "Behold Money, I am Woman."

[Outro]
You want Claudia
I’m not Claudia
You want Claudia
(Take that poor little kitty in your hand honey)
I’m not Claudia
(So spend a little of that hard earned band money)