Shut Up, Dude

Shut up, already, damn

Billy five boroughs
Henry David Thoreau
Something like a street chic Philippe Candeloro
They can’t hold a candle to my triple Salchow
Wow, Dow, Jonestown
Massacre, Ow, Blaow, Blaow, Pow, Pow
Like, what we gon’ do now?
More than two clowns, two brown man
Likkle youth like the fountain
Where the sound man?
Get down, clan
Sit down, man
Sit, sit, sit down, man
Truth be told, you rappers shoulda quit it
Me, I’m gettin’ head, yeah I’m something like a fitted
New Era, all written, smitten
Kittens purr for us, ’cause we bitchin’
Can’t stand the heat?
Then get the fuck out the kitchen

Shut up, shut up, dude
Shut up, shut up, dude

Yo on a pie like Reddi Wip
Just watched The Last Dragon, like Freddie did
The Nidal Malik Hasan of this rap shit
Guns like the body of human truth of moving proof
Cliff Notes for uncouth schooly unruly youth
Google the groovy truth and go back to your hootie-hoo
Tootsie rolls, stanky legs, booty-dos
Gringita no lo entienda, but her coochie do
Coochie-coo, smoocheroo
Twenty-three skidoo, where is the didgeridoo?
Aboriginal flavor packet in pocket of the raider jacket, soviet issue
Potato basket, sadomasochistic, lipstick thespian
Jada Pinkett Smith versus Wesleyan
Wealthy friends, failed Marxists, stale heartless
Hailed artists, frail, sensitive, pale sales targets

Shut up, shut up, dude
Shut up, shut up, dude

Body language like you nervous
Me, I’m burnin’ Ls son, Pervis
Fat man make joke like Gervais
Ricky, but more than joke, purpose

Itchy and Scratchy Obatala fish chakra
Sriracha hot pasta sauce, pop rock
Bottle pop, Dayquil, Nyquil, cable, Bible, Tae Bo
Paco Ignacio nacho supreme

Bald like eagles
Style like free throws
Equal, ???? beaucoup for new you
Rap’s audible, laudable, more than plausible, your raps is pauseable

Reverse King Midas, capital monetizes me
Anthropology couldn’t analyze my pottery
All the bloggers be like “This I gotta see
One of the late aughts' great race oddities"

Shut up, shut up, dude
Shut up, shut up, dude