Shut Up And Play The Piano

Hello microphone, it's me Chilly
No, no, take it again, take it out
Hello microphone, it's me Jason
I know you prefer me on the piano so be patient
You might've guessed I'm a bit rusty
So its best if you act impressed, trust me
When I rap its like I'm someone else
It's like I don't know how to play the piano
Please somebody help
My inner Eric Satie's buried so deep inside
I still can't decide where I reside
Ten years in, still an underdog
Got like a hundred songs on a hundred blogs
And I got a million opinions
And you'll never get rid of me, I'm like the Palestinians
So I slip into my slippers 'cause these hipsters
I think they starved for music like Yom Kippur
And this piano doesn't laugh at my bad jokes
And this piano doesn't like second hand smoke
One of these days, one of these days
One of these days I will shut up and play the piano
Shut up and play the piano, shut up and play the piano
Shut up and play the piano
Verbal gonorrhea, I'm contagious
Pages upon pages like bank statements
ABC, I always bring changes
So what more can I, mouth moving
Not saying much anymore thus proving
My new album's now finished
You might not like it but it's good for you, eat your spinach
And I hope you speak English
Musical professor, the flesh presser
Put your hands in the air like an empty gesture
The haircuts change but the head fuck remains
The cock is feign, the pussy is your brains
Solo piano's musical cocaine
I tell myself make another, don't be so vain
But imagine if I just tossed it off
Imagine if the cock was soft
Imagine if I turned just the image of the one and only album
That people really cared about, well, that would be a problem
So bear with me, I'll be right with you
Thank God, I have another personality to switch to
Take the piano to a desert island
And take the time to write, to remain silent
ABC, I always bring changes
So listen how a real arranger arranges
One of these days, one of these days
One of these days I will shut up and play the piano
Shut up and play the piano, shut up and play the piano
Shut up and play the piano