ShowerCon

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the party, everybody far and near
Drinks start pouring, everybody start to cheer
See what we have here, is a reason to facilitate
A room full of friends, everybody want to celebrate
Step 1: acquire a line-up inspired
By your finest refreshments, a minor investment
Don’t sweat it, won’t retire with questions
Or desires you left without a prior assessment
Step 2: make sure everyone’s invited
Instagram, Twitter, all our followers united
Snapchat hashtags are gonna be a riot
Facebook event, don’t dare set it to private
Step 3: add some lighting, make it vibrant
Turn the music up to the opposite of quiet
This is the event that’ll always be admired
Oh, forgot to mention, attire not required

[Chorus]
ShowerCon! We gon’ party while the power’s on
ShowerCon! Everybody got to bounce along
ShowerCon! Leaving every dry towel gone
ShowerCon! 9000 with the scouter on
ShowerCon! We’ll be proving every doubter wrong
ShowerCon! Yeah we had to make a louder song
ShowerCon! The scene so amazing
With them hands like raisin' from a 24 hour long

[Verse 2]
Clothes off, skivvies out, showing off what’s under that
Butts out the back like a cluster full of plumber cracks
Hot waterfalls from the faucet, make a puddle splash
Steam rising fast like a thunder cloud of mustard gas
Bottles pouring out out the bottom of the duffel bag
Moving up the bar from our freshman year of undergrad
Best of the best, upper upper upper upper half
Couples want to cuddle, and they’re covered up in bubble bath
Suffering succotash, living up our prime
Dying with regrets? We’re not guilty of the crime
Heating up fast, thermostat watch it climb
Water works working putting hours in for overtime
Memories stored in the same frame of mind
I told you that this thing would be one of a kind
It’s beach party, pool party, block party combined
The only thing missing is a wet floor sign

[Chorus]
ShowerCon! We gon’ party while the power’s on
ShowerCon! Everybody got to bounce along
ShowerCon! Leaving every dry towel gone
ShowerCon! 9000 with the scouter on
ShowerCon! We’ll be proving every doubter wrong
ShowerCon! Yeah we had to make a louder song
ShowerCon! The scene so amazing
With them hands like raisin' from a 24 hour long