Show Me How (You Milk the Cow)

Hey, Ella May
Ella May, come over here and show me how to turn this thing on

Show me how
Show me how
Show me how you milk a cow

Oh bella mia
Oh bella mia

Tell me please
What you squeeze
When the milk goes "kssh kssh kssh"

Oh bella mia
Show me how you milk a cow

I don't know what's the matter
I try and try and try
But every time I go "kssh"
The milk gets in my eye

Show me how
Show me how
Show me how you milk a cow

Oh bella mia
Show me how you milk a cow

Ella May has a great big fat cow
A good lookin' cow I would say
What I want to ask of her now
Is a favor, if I may

Show me how
Show me how
Show me how you milk a cow

Oh bella mia
Oh bella mia

Tell me please
What you squeeze
When the milk go "kssh kssh kssh"

Oh bella mia
Show me how you milk a cow

I don't know what's the matter
I try and try and try
But every time I go "kssh"
The milk gets in my eye

Show me how
Show me how
Show me how you milk a cow

Oh bella mia
Show me how you milk a cow

[Instrumental Break]

I guess I'll try like this
I'll squeeze and squeeze and squeeze
Now easy, easy
What do I do with these?

Show me how
Show me how
Show me how you milk a cow

Oh bella mia
Show me how you milk a cow
Kssh