Shooting Fish in a Barrel

As you well may know
I like to point out
The shortcomings of others
But a girl showed up
That took all the fun
Out of the challenge

She wears a necklace of butterbeer corks
And her father is the publisher of Loser Report
Behind her ear her wand is stuck
She keeps rattling on about things which I do not give a-

Luna Lovegood
You make it just too easy
How can a girl be that crazy?
Luna Lovegood
It's just too much to handle
Picking on you is like shooting fish in a barrel

And the time you were Quidditch commentator
Was so freakin stupid
I like to remind people whose mothers are dead
That mine's still alive

Luna Lovegood
You make it just too easy
How can a girl be that crazy?
Luna Lovegood
It's just too much to handle
Picking on you is like shooting fish in a barrel