Shitty Record Offer

Soon to be released on world famous Cheese Factory Records:

(Take the good, take the bad
Take the gold and there you have
Facts of life, the facts of life)

(Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum)
The obnoxious model-beating lead vocalist of a certain chart-topping heavy metal glam-rock band...
(What might be right for you, might not be right for some)
...sings a medley of all your favorite mid-80's TV theme songs!
(It's different strokes, different strokes
Different strokes to the world, yeah)

Including:
Small Wonder
Gimme A Break!
Silver Spoons
And that irresistible ditty:
(Charles in charge, of our days, and our niiiiiiiighhhhhhh....)

Available exclusively on Cheese Factory Records!
Which is part of Underdog Entertainment!
Which is part of Columbia Records!
Which is part of Sony Music International!