Shit Talking Phone (skit)

I love all your shit, man
He was like "yo, bro, you gotta keep yourself outta trouble"
Because you know, he's always telling me to stay out of trouble, not get in a bad situation
You know, that bullshit
Oh yeah
Eh, Killa, man, you need to quit putting the fuckin dirty pistols in my room, dog
You can’t fuckin hold it for me?
That's the fuckin pistol on my dresser
Pistol by the nightstand
What the fuck? I never seen this shit in my life, man
Hold up
Alright, man
Let me get this call
Hurry up
Hello?
Hello?
Hello
This is your phone
I just wanted to get out of your pocket for a minute
Cause the smell of your ass was killing me
Thank you for the fresh air
Fuck!
Ah
Oh shit
Fuck! That's my fuckin window!
Fuck your fuckin window!
Man, I gotta buy a new sellphone