Shit Talker

[Intro]
Uh, whaddup
Uh, I just want to let you know this song is brought to you by
The most humble guy in the world!
Haha, hahaha

[Chorus]
Hello, motherfucker, it's me, I'm the one
Shittalking, shooting big shots like a gun
List full of targets, rob 'em like it was the lottery
Don't be surprised if you hear a little comedy
Hello, motherfucker, it's me, I'm the one
Shittalking, shooting big shots like a gun
List full of targets, rob 'em like it was the lottery
Don't be surprised if you hear a little comedy

[Verse 1]
About to shoot this shit up like Kendrick did Drake
With an AK-47 in South L.A
Who's on his last days like Biden, and Kamala, his crutch
Had to tell that broke ass trick, roll me a Dutch
If you're asking me who the fuck I am
I'm Jaywest, Westphal, on the Tik' and the 'gram
If you need some hot promotion, just give me a call
At 5-5-5, I was born to ball
Fuck the Diddys, I'll be keeping up with 50
RIP Nipsey, Tupac and fuckin' Biggie
Those the type of legends that you gotta put off for your city
Not these baby oil motherfuckers trying to get frisky, you can miss me
There's one thing I'd like to make clear
I've been doing this for months, you've been doing this for years
Obvious to me I'm on track to be a millionaire
Golly gee, lookie there, another big deposit clear

[Chorus]
Hello, motherfucker, it's me, I'm the one
Shittalking, shooting big shots like a gun
List full of targets, rob 'em like it was the lottery
Don't be surprised if you hear a little comedy
Hello, motherfucker, it's me, I'm the one
Shittalking, shooting big shots like a gun
List full of targets, rob 'em like it was the lottery
Don't be surprised if you hear a little comedy

[Interlude]
Coming to you live from the city of
Dissing Motherfuckers, ahahaha
"Dissing Motherfuckers, where's that?"
Uh, it's on the corner of Westphal and Barred Up, ahahaha

[Verse 2]
I got my eyes on my target, yeah, I'm talking to the artists
Don't forget, I'm the guy who put you on the map
But if you really want to rap, then I teach a night class
You should talk to my other students, Chris, Matt, and Dria
They be telling you, "Please don't listen to this dude!"
Seems like all they need is a guy like me
But bitch, I ain't a sucker, I'm a one-man team
Wait, scratch that, it's time to spill the tea
I got a nosy ass producer, probably in his 80s
Oh shit, he'll be pissed, I wonder what's next
I think Trump and I should probably wear a bulletproof vest
Nah, fuck the vest, bitch, I got an S on my chest
'Cause I'm a fly motherfucker just running the west
"Wow, really seems like Jay's got his shit together"
Uh, no shit, little bitch, I'ma stay rich forever

[Chorus]
Hello, motherfucker, it's me, I'm the one
Shittalking, shooting big shots like a gun
List full of targets, rob 'em like it was the lottery
Don't be surprised if you hear a little comedy
Hello, motherfucker, it's me, I'm the one
Shittalking, shooting big shots like a gun
List full of targets, rob 'em like it was the lottery
Don't be surprised if you hear a little comedy