Shit, Shower, And Shave

[Verse 1: Linus of Hollywood]
My baby says maybe tonight's the night (finally)
She’s gonna give me her love
You know it'll feel so right
Until then if you need me
The bathroom's where I’ll be
I've got one two three things I gotta do

[Chorus]
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
Before I go out I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave

[Verse 2: Jaret Reddick]
Well I'm the king of the throne
Agent number two
Then I get the loofah out
And my herbal mint shampoo (ooh, that sounds good)
Well then I might use a Vick
Don’t give me nonе of your Shick
I’ve got a five-blade cartridgе
And a handle the vibrates

[Chorus]
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I’m gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
Before I go out I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave

[Bridge]
Shit
Shower
(Very important, hygiene)
Shave
(Not that important, we both have beards)
Linus pick up that guitar and talk to me

[Verse 3: Jaret Reddick & Linus Of Hollywood]
Well there’s nothing worse than
Shave, shower, and shit
(You got that right)
That's when the feeling comes
And you're not expecting it
Ouch!
Sometimes you just can't win
You gotta jump in the shower again (aw man)
That's why you gotta shit
Before you shower and shave

[Chorus]
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
Before I go out I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave

[Outro]
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
Before I go out I'm gonna shit, shower, and shave
(Come on!)