Shit Happens

[Intro]
Yeah, ho!
Life's just unfair, you know? It's normal
You just gotta find a way to deal with it (Yeah, ho!), don't let it control you
In fact, laugh about it, ha-ha, shit happens

[Verse]
Jack and Jill went up a hill (Yeah, ho!), but what if Jack knocked down Jill?
Shit happens, no need to pop a pill, but pop appeal lately
Comes from spitting bars (Yeah, ho!), everybody know that it's bar hopping
That keeps jaws dropping, but girl, keep this D between you and I
Shit happens, like going viral hasn't happened yet (Yeah, ho!), but y'all are vital
If you want my bite to hit bitter rivals, join me in my fight for idol
Murder anybody, flock of birds (Yeah, ho!), using their wings for higher worth
Like child birth, privilege to insight words, insisting curse
Shit happens (Yeah, ho!) and I don't think that y'all understand
Shit happens like in underpants, ha
I know, gross (Yeah, ho!), but it happens to all kids
All are victims of feces shipment until they learn to disguise that shit
With toilet paper, you're right (Yeah, ho!), the only commodity worth the fight
Like paper gold or wrist drip, toilet paper is the only right
Shit happens like coronavirus (Yeah, ho!), killing moods faster than Elusive smiling
No more need of hair for styling, shit like a red ball full of minuses
I like bowling schemes, but got spots on plates
If only things could go so great, running home, tryna find some way
To spare fuckers from patrolling my lane, that was so insane, but I went too far, entered my brain
Came out with a fart, don't need paint to create my art
It's time, y'all, to watch Zack ascend (Yeah, ho!), always back to attack the pad and pen
Always strong always means the end, but this storybook was never lent
It was only send far and wide (Yeah, ho!) for fuckers to read when they're lost at night
Like an audiobook for those without sight, leaving y'all' ears drunk and high
Like OJ Simpson beatin' up his wife (Yeah, ho!), open wide, just one last time
Shit happens, track co-dependent, getting extra dough from direct descendants
I'm talking 'bout dough that P.O.T.U.S. sending (Yeah, ho!), 1400, I been slowly checking
But remember kids: shit happens, it's only life
If you don't believe me, you can check the mic, fuckers correcting me, when I know I'm right
Stop that shit, 'ight? It's annoying as ball sack, when you gotta pick them up (Yeah, ho!)
'Cause all they ever do is bounce around, never knowing when you'll get enough
But when you get back up, help me out
'Cause I got sucked deep down by their massive blows (Yeah, ho!), these fuckers just like to pinch the water spout
Hoping I'd bust flows like the chopper route, but I'll keep it low-key like a spacebar
Using star bucks tor relay smarts (Yeah, ho!), so women can see that I'm made for sucks
Won't have to worry about where their face starts, but shit happens
You get too attached, wanting to unhinge (Yeah, ho!), close the door and relax
But all this bitch does is moan and ask, "do you love me? Why are you mad?"
I would attack, but shit happens (Yeah, ho!), I gotta remember the probability
The strong possibility, the awful responsibility to produce
Shit happens (Yeah, ho!), for haters to honestly
Give a fuck and start treating me properly, but I'm always strong, thoughtfully
But then again (Yeah, ho!), shit happens

[Outro]
You just gotta deal with that shit, laugh about it