Shit Boat (No Fans)
Alestorm * Track #8 On Curse of the Crystal Coconut
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- #2
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- #4Tortuga
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- #5Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship
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- #6Call of the Waves
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- #7Pirate’s Scorn
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- #8Shit Boat (No Fans)
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- #9Pirate Metal Drinking Crew
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- #10Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening)
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- #11Henry Martin
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- #12
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- #13Bassline Junkie
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Shit Boat (No Fans) by Alestorm
Release Date
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AlestormProduced by
Lasse LammertWrited by
Christopher Bowes & Peter AlcornAbout
According to Christopher Bowes, this song was written about someone who really pissed the band off in a big way. They originally directed the song at them personally, but the record label suggested that they shouldn’t, as it might get them in a lot of trouble. So they just changed the person to a...
Shit Boat (No Fans) Lyrics
[Chorus]
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse]
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poop deck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like LEGO bricks
[Chorus]
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Shit Boat (No Fans) Q&A
Who wrote Shit Boat (No Fans)'s ?
Shit Boat (No Fans) was written by Christopher Bowes & Peter Alcorn.
Who produced Shit Boat (No Fans)'s ?
Shit Boat (No Fans) was produced by Lasse Lammert.
When did Alestorm release Shit Boat (No Fans)?
Alestorm released Shit Boat (No Fans) on Fri May 29 2020.
Who is Kristoff?
Kristof Hartmann is the touring manager of Alestorm.