Shipping and Receiving

[Intro]
This is for us...

[Verse 1: Alex Smith]
So me and Ross in the living room
Watching a documentary about ants
It's late at night, feeling sleepy
And I'm wearing really tight pants

[Verse 2: Ross Hornby]
Then I decide I don't wanna watch
Stuff about insects
So I reach for the remote control
But all I think about is hot sex!

[Verse 3: Alex Smith]
I notice you going to reach for it
So I try to pass it to you
Our hands touch for the first time
But hopefully not for the last, it's true

[Verse 4: **Ross Hornby** & *Alex Smith*]
***I blush, you blush***
***We both blush***
**Then I get an erection**
**When you show some affection**

[Verse 5: Alex Smith]
Slow down, we've been friends for so long
I don't want you to take this wrong
I always wanted to taste your dong

[Verse 6: Ross Hornby]
I'm not sure, feeling scared
It's a lot to take in
But when I think of my future, all I think is him

[Verse 7: Alex Smith & Ross Hornby]
Let's go upstairs, I'm feeling hot
And I need to cool off
Grab some towels, grab some oil
I think Trott's in the bath

[Verse 8: Chris Trott]
Who's that? Come on in
The water is fine
And I'm feeling randy
'Cause I've been drinking red wine
Take it off, all your clothes
This bath's feelin' empty
And much like my - butthole
There's room for plenty...

[Verse 9: **Ross Hornby** & *Alex Smith*]
**I blush, we blush**
***Now let's get to the fucking!***

[Outro]