Shimmy

Yeah
Talk about being selfish
If you ain't got a plan then you're part of somebody else's
I'm elfish
Render them fucking helpless
Your girl's pussy smells like shellfish
And it squelches
Told 'em back in 1998
That I'm fucking great
Everything is bait
Boy, you're late, oi
Waste mannerisms on point
I don't smoke but I spark up the joint and set the alarms off
Fuck a wet towel
You ain't in school now, grow up
Wil out and act the fool til you throw up
You only get two lives
The life you got until you realise you got one life
It's not a lot, you better get your fucking wriggle on
He got his drink and his smoke on
Then he went home with something to nibble on
That's where your dinner's gone
All cold and eaten
Bruised, battered, told and beaten

Not everything you see is true
All you need to do is be
All you need to be is you
All I'm tryna do is me
Gotta tell 'em who you are
Confessions of an ordinary human being star
Remember when I used to leg it from the panda car
Middle fingers high
Nice try, no cigar
Shimmy shimmy ya

Call me Johnny Longstraw
My favourite pseudonym
Everywhere that he pops up they'll be saluting him
I could babble on with some content that's really conscious or
I could talk shit depending what fucking mood I'm in
Pardon me for being rude, guess I'm a rudeboy
Gave your dog a fucking dildo, that's a chew toy
Slipping and falling in public places, that's my new ploy
Just a div who lives in a huge void (hello?)
Oh
Just me then
Nothing here to see then
Need a pee and need to make some p then
Probably off his peanut in the East End
Getting sick of living for the weekend, oi
So what are my fucking choices?
Self-sabotaging thoughts or inner voices
Staying numb cos these feelings are fucking poisonous
Cracking on and make meanings out of these noises

Not everything you see is true
All you need to do is be
All you need to be is you
All I'm tryna do is me
Gotta tell 'em who you are
Confessions of an ordinary human being star
Remember when I used to leg it from the panda car
Middle fingers high
Nice try, no cigar
Shimmy shimmy ya