(She Was a) Hotel Detective

[Intro]
(One two three four!)
All right!
(Whoooo!)
Ahahahaaaaaaa

[Verse 1]
She's got her ear to the walls
And she tapping the calls
If you got a secret, boy
(Forget about it)
'Cause she's a

[Chorus]
(Hotel detective)
My little
(Hotel detective)
Yeah, she's a
(Hotel detective)
Why don't'cha
(Check her out!)

[Verse 2]
Well, the bellhop was funky
The dumbwaiter's a monkey
There's a knock at the door, boy
(Forget about it)
'Cause she's a

[Chorus]
(Hotel detective)
My little
(Hotel detective)
Yeah!
(Hotel detective)
C'mon and
(Check her out!)

[Sax and guitar breakdown]

[Bridge]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(She says she likes my face)
(She says she owns the place)
Forget about it
'Cause she's a

[Chorus]
(Hotel detective)
My little
(Hotel detective)
C'mon hurr
(Hotel detective)
Why don't'cha
(Check her out!)
Oohhh!

[Outro]
Ah (hotel detective)
C'mon and swing with me
(Hotel detective)
From-um the top of a tree
(Hotel detective)
And make me feel like a bee
(Hotel detective)
That's where I want you to know you
Ahahahahahahahahahaha!