She Wants to Be Me 2.0

[Verse 1: Jaret Reddick]
At first I told myself
I need my head inspected (no way bro)
I noticed little things
Same T-shirt and sunglasses (ok, this is weird)
Then it got weirder see
She cut her hair like me (what's the deal?)
She bought a red guitar
Kept driving round in my car (no way!)
I'm kissing her and she
She slams me against the wall (whoa!)
She crashed into a bus
Chasing some super model (been there)
She's analyzed my smile
She's memorized my phonebook
She always wears my clothеs
Her favourite words are fuck off

[Pre-Chorus: Charlie Simpson]
Shе looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And I'm begging you

[Chorus: Matt Willis]
Somebody notice me, somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have I gotta do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me

[Verse 2: Charlie Simpson and James Bourne]
I'm saying something's wrong
She's out back playing soccer (I thought it was futbol)
She used to do ballet
Now she's a heavy smoker (aw man)
She's so obsessed with me
Now she stands up to pee (I don't even do that!)
And now her stupid games
Have started taking over
Don't need no special help
No need to see a doctor
I know your worried but
I'm telling you just watch her (seriously dude)
Its like she's cracked my code
Knows things I've never spoke of
She wants sex all the time
And still finds time to jerk off

[Pre-Chorus: Jaret Reddick]
She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And I'm begging you

[Chorus: Matt Willis and Jaret Reddick]
Somebody notice me, somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have I gotta do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me
I'm not joking
She won't stop provoking me
I'm going under
What have I gotta do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me

[Bridge: Jaret Reddick and James Bourne]
I'm in the loony bin
Wearing a pale pink nightie
The nurse comes through the door
And whispers so politely
Your boyfriend's here to see you
Look pretty take a bath
I love his shitty band
Can I get his autograph?

[Pre-Chorus: Charlie Simpson]
She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And I'm begging you

[Chorus: Matt Willis and Jaret Reddick]
Somebody notice me, somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have I gotta do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me
I'm not joking
She won't stop provoking me
I'm going under
What have I gotta do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be
She wants to be
She wants to be me