She’s So Uncool

[Verse 1]
Well, sometimes I think
She was born without a brain
'Cause even when she tries
To make sense she still sounds insane

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, but please don't get the wrong idea
'Cause I love my mom to death
And please don't think that I'm being mean
But there's something about her breath

[Chorus]
And she doesn't even know
And she doesn't even care
And she doesn't even have a clue
She's so uncool

[Verse 2]
Well, she likes to drive
All around in her car
But goin' 15 miles per hour
Doesn't get her very far

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, I really hate to say it
But life with my mom sucks
If she likes my band so much
Then what's with that ten bucks?

[Chorus]
And she doesn't even know
And she doesn't even care
And she doesn't even have a clue
She's so uncool

[Bridge]
Well, I just can't wait for the day
When all this madness ends
She still insists on kissing me
In front of all my friends

[Pre-Chorus]
Embarrassing me with that hair
I'm looking like a fool
Somebody really needs to tell her
That she's just not cool

[Chorus]
But she doesn't even know
And she doesn't even care
And she doesn't even have a clue
She's so uncool