She’s Got a Penis

I met this girl, and, she's just great
This girl I just adore
The problem is: she has much more
Than I had bargained for

She's got that style
She's got that smile
She's got the walk
She's got the talk
She's got that zing
There's just one thing...
She's got a penis

She's got that flair
Knows what to wear
She's got that face
That girlish grace
She's got pizzazz
Too bad she has…
A penis

"Now, there's always some failure, always some flaw,"
Ain't that what they call Murphy's Law?
But male genitalia - that's where I draw the line
Besides...
Hers is bigger than mine

My life's a mess, cause under that dress
She’s got a P-E-N-I-S, yes!