She’s Got A Moustache

Yo T-money, I think it's kind of funny
You tried to hook me up with this particular girl
All she wore was tight pants all around her neck
And her teeth were whiter than a pretty white pearl
Please don't me wrong (yeah?) This girl was fine
She's sweeter than malt liquor and a bottle of wine
I can picture me and her yes up in the hills
We were layin' and playin' throughout the daffodils
I'll get back to the point because this girl is the joint
There's only one thing that has got to go
That's the look upon her face, she looks okay
But on the tip of her lip she sports an afro

Moustache, she got she got
She got a moustache

Yo rapper G, you buggin' out homeboy. What's a little bush on a little lip, cuz? Yo. I'ma put it down with the Easy G. He'll handle things, for sure. Word

Next up on the list was the Easy G
When I told about my girl, he said put me d
But you and I know that he'll get upset
Cause I haven't told about that moustache yet
(Yes I did) No you didn't, stop lyin'
Took her to your house and called her on the phone
Made a date for her and him to be alone
He fell in love with her voice, his friend went moist
This girlie got to be her number one top choice
He was sharp to the ? put on his favorite cologne
Then he rushed out the house like he was in a love zone
Went to the girl's house, knocked on the door
Seen the girl stacked and fell to the floor
The boy started buggin as he started to trip
He said "What's that hairy thing between your nose and your lip?"
She said "Boy what you think you're talkin' about?"
He said "I'm sorry miss, I think I got the wrong house"

Moustache, she got she got
She got a moustache

Okay I must admit she got a beautiful face
But she's just a little hairy in the wrong place
Man I just don't know but I tell ya this
She'll make ya think twice about wantin' to kiss
Like I said before, please don't get me wrong
Her body is def, tall, sexy, and long
Those green-brown eyes that will hypnotize
I can't forget those hips and those incredible thighs
She's an amazon, big-boned and bow-legged girl
She's a bona-fide woman with a jheri curl
But there's only one thing that makes the girl clash
(What, cuz?) Yo, T, she gots a moustache

Moustache, she got she got
She got a moustache

Yo Rapper G, Easy G, both of y'all buggin, cuz. The girl is fly, she's crazy def, check this out. I'ma put it with Doctor Dre, he'll handle things. You know what I'm sayin' homeboy?

Last but not least was the Doctor Dre
Yo guess what, T? Homeboy gave her some play (Yeah?)
He pushed her real bold, my man pushed her brave
Said "If you wanna be my girl you got to shave"
He took his advice that she was lookin' good
She was a pretty little model back in Hollywood
But the pretty, fly girl wouldn't give him no play
If it wasn't for Dre, he wouldn't be this way
She thought she was slick but her hormones were slicker
'Cause next week her moustache was three inches thicker

Moustache, she got she got
She got a moustache