She’s Got A Big Posse (Music Video version)

[Skit: Announcer + Arabian Prince]
Good morning, fellow... Big Posse anonymous members
Today I'd like to introduce to you Brother Arab
Good morning fellow Big Posse members, I'm Brother Arab
(How ya doin', Brother Arab?)
I'm here today to tell you that I haven't had a Big Posse in 90 days
[Clapping]
And I'm also here to tell you, my story

[Intro]
(You do understand, she wanted a big posse)
- What's happenin'?
- Lots of people here tonight...
- I ain't standin' in no line, man
- Hey, wait, wait, wait!
You can't go in there with those pants on...

[Verse 1]
Coolin' on a Saturday night in L.A., yo
Feelin' kinda funky, lookin' for some play
But I couldn't find a good freak anyway
So I nursed my drink like intensive care
That's when I glanced at the dance floor
She glanced back and I knew it was a chance
For Brother Arab to get busy
I stepped off a stool, feelin' kinda dizzy
I said: "Yo T, what's the scoop on the cutie?
Her face is cool, and she's got a big booty"
T said "Yo, I wouldn't mess with baby doll
The list of her posse reads like roll call"
I tried to get her face in focus
I took another sip and blam, hocus-pocus
I made up my mind - yeah, it's her I gotta meet
The posse's deep, but I'm still gonna creep
T said: "if you're gonna step, you ain't gotta say please
She's handing it out like it's government cheese"
I paused for a minute, took another sip
I think she winked at me, she's on my tip
I decided to step, and get with the program
Just then, they put a Bad Joe slow jam [?]
T leaned over and said: "the way I see
You better be packin' homeboy, she's got a big posse"

[Hook]
You ought to leave it alone
You ought to leave it alone
You ought to leave it alone

[Verse 2]
I stepped with a witness, 'cus it was showtime
My program's in check, and started to spit those lines
I took my place in her face-y
I asked her name, she said her name was Tracy
I said "Tracy, yo, your body's kickin' strong
Let's dance alone 'til they play a different song
Piece of my love, and somethin' freaky, my God
She started to sound more like we could spend a night
My mouth dropped open and the licker start talkin'
The hell went loose, grabbed the girl and start walkin'
Move, but just a bit too slow
Red walked up boy, yo man yo!
Think for a minute before you get with that
I hope you got your extra [?] 2-ply, Jimmy hat
I looked over my shoulder and said "what you say?"
It's just that my boys said shes 'sposed to get busy
I tried to ignore it, and stepped to the bar
Baby said "Everybody knows who you are"
I said funny, I had the same idea
Just speak a little louder, make yourself clear
I said never mind baby, just disregard
I grabbed her by the arm and I headed for the car
And as we walked I heard a brother whisper behind me
"Be ready, homeboy, she's got a big posse"

[Hook]
You ought to leave it alone
You ought to leave it alone
You ought to leave it alone

[Verse 3]
There we were in the parkin' lot, jettin' from the place
By now it was wide so I was hidin' my face
A bitch rolled up in her car, horn soundin'
She said "don't worry, that's some fellas that I'm down with"
I said oh no, how bad could this get?
Then I saw my boy and I started to sweat
He said "Yo, why you leavin' on sneak? Oh, I see
To hook with that big posse freak named Tracy"
I asked my man if he had the scoop
He said "Yo Arab, if you want the truth
She's at the Jimmy hotel or the Jimmy Inn
Brothers check in and are never seen again"
I said: hold up, how could this be?
[record scratch] "How many men was in the posse?"
He said: "Well, if you really must know
There's Will and Phil, and my homeboy Joe
[?] and my partner Fred, that guy, and this disco kid
Pen and Dren and this dude named Shine
And the list goes on and on and on"
I said never mind, I get the drift
This ain't the freak I need to mess with
But after all of that, I just had to see
[record scratch] Nigga, that b**ch had a big posse

[Hook/outro]
(You ought to leave it alone)
So there you have it members, that's my story
Never mess with a big posse, or you end up like me
(You ought to leave it alone)
(You ought to leave it alone)
*snoring*