She’s Giving Me The Creeps

She's giving me the creeps
The girl I knew is dead
She says her armpits are hairy cause it's natural
So why does she shave her head?

Her legs are hairy logs, and she's got earrings in her face
What's with this hippie bullshit, anyway?

She's giving me the creeps
She's Dawn Quixote
You can sell your LSD in a dirt lot now
'Cause People's Park is free

The bums that she calls homeless people still aren't eating now
And the broads that she calls womyn still get raped

She's giving me the creeps
She's giving me the creeps
She's giving me the creeps
She's giving me the creeps

[Spoken]
Baby, that day when you turned down that bratwurst I offered you
I knew, I knew, I knew you were the girl for me
Ohhh!

She's giving me the creeps
She wallows in her words
Semantics mean much more than action
In her moronic world

Well, I extend my most heartfelt apologies
For being white and male without a cause

She's giving me the creeps
She's giving me the creeps
She's giving me the creeps
She's giving me the creeps