She Makes Me

"Hey Mike did you read the letter from Jessica?"
"You know I did man"
Now she's fucking with Brian's head
He's screaming let me go to bed
She tells him this is all for fun
He's tired now of feeling dumb (?)

Lost in his head
And he's losing his fucking mind
Losing all of his friends
And she's taking all of his time
Never leaving his sight
As she leads him through a day
Oo Wah oo she makes me gay

And now he's banging the same chick
Said girl right there she's in your head
She keeps him up all day and night
He's turning back on chicken fights (?!???)

Lost in his head
And he's losing his fucking mind
Losing all of his friends
And she's taking all of his time
Never leaving his sight
As she leads him through a day
Oo Wah oo she makes me gay

Hey Brian have you heard the news
Hey Mike we gotta tell you something too
The girl we loved has fooled us both
And all she left us was this note

Lost in our heads
And we're losing our fucking minds
Losing all of our friends
And she's taking all of our time
Never leaving our sight
As she leads us to our death
Oo Wah oo she makes us gay