She Can’t Find Her Keys

[Intro]
Da, sha-da
Sha-da
Sha-da

[Verse 1]
When I take my baby home at night
I can't wait to kiss and hold her tight
But right then, the time begins to drag
When she starts searchin' through her bag

[Pre-Chorus]
She says, "Just a moment, please"
"I can't find my keys"
And here's what happens while he's waitin' for her squeeze

[Chorus]
She pulls out
Lipstick, powder, bubble gum and bobby pins
But she can't find her keys (Her keys)
Curlers, tweezers, cold cream and candy bars
But she can't find her keys (Her keys)
Nail files, school books, an autograph of Fabian
She can find with ease
But I'm standin' here (Yeah, yeah) waitin' for a goodnight kiss (Yeah, yeah)
'Cause she can't find her keys (Yeah, yeah)

[Post-Chorus]
Da, sha-da
Sha-da
Sha-da
She can't find her keys

[Verse 2]
I give up, go home and go to sleep
But next night, my date with her I keep
Walk her home, we start to kiss and then
It all starts happening again

[Pre-Chorus]
She says, "Just a moment, please"
"I can't find my keys"
And here's what happens while he's waitin' for her squeeze

[Chorus]
She pulls out
Gumdrops, glasses, magazines and tangerines
But she can't find her keys (Her keys)
Presley records, hairspray and jelly beans
But she can't find her keys (Her keys)
Eyebrow pencils, perfume and potato chips
And portable batteries
But I'm standin' here (Yeah, yeah) waitin' for a goodnight kiss (Yeah, yeah)
'Cause she can't find her keys (Yeah, yeah)
But he's standin' there waiting for his goodnight kiss
'Cause she can't find her keys

[Outro]
She pulls out
Frozen custard, piano bench
Pretzels and a monkey wrench
Tennis racket, army cots
Pumpkin seeds and coffee pots
Watermelons, goal post
A rabbit's foot and French toast
Fire hydrant, ash can
TV set, electric fan
But she can't find her keys