She Broke My Dick

[Intro]
She broke my dick!

[Verse 1]
Getting it on with *bleep*
I swear this really happened
I pulled my trick maneuver
That's when I heard it, snappin'!

[Chorus 1]
She broke my dick!
(Ow!) She goddamn broke my dick!

[Verse 2]
Ever since I met her
My life's been on the rocks
Cold ice packs and heating pads
And band-aids for my... (penis)

[Chorus 2]
She broke my dick!
(Ow!) She goddamn broke my dick!

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
She broke my dick!
(Oh!) She goddamn broke my dick!
(She broke his dick!)
She broke my dick!
(I broke his dick!)
She b-b-broke my dick!

[Verse 3]
Main vein shot with cortisone
An ice pack on the rest
It hurt so much but I'd do it again
Why couldn't I have just left her unsatisfied?

[Outro]
You don't mind if I leave the needle in while I prepare the cortisone, do you?