Shave It

[Intro (spoken): Kate McGuire and Anji Greenwood]
"Oi, yuck, look at Anji's legs!"
"If you think they're bad, check out me pits!"

[Verse 1]
I wish I was a real blonde
So I could hide the fact that I'm
All grown out from my skin
I could just shave it again
People, they're always starin'
At me 'cause I'm so hairy
Anytime I am at the beach
Or anytime I wear short sleeves

[Chorus]
And I knew
Today was gonna suck
I only just woke up
I'm tired of this shit
I don't wanna shave it
I feel like givin' up
Natural body hair is hot
But they teach you that it's not
'Cause society is fucked

[Verse 2]
I wish that you could see
My body, it belongs to me
And no one else should be affected
By what I choose to do with it
Peoplе, they're always laughin'
They think I'm so disgustin'
Comе on, man, it's the twenty-first century
You can't tell me what to do with my body

[Chorus]
And I knew
Today was gonna suck
I only just woke up
I'm tired of this shit
I don't wanna shave it
I feel like givin' up
Natural body hair is hot
But they teach you that it's not
'Cause society is fucked

[Bridge]
When you feel
Like things are too much
And you wanna give up
And that old man on the bus
Told you to shave it off
When things are too much
And you wanna give up
Don't listen to that old man
And tell him to get fucked!

[Outro]
I don't wanna shave it
I'm not gonna shave it
Not your idea of perfect
But I think I'm perfect