Shaq-Fu: Stand & Deliver

[Intro x4]
Shaq Diesel!

[Verse 1]
You wanna rumble with me, tumble with me
I float like a cloud, sting like jungle bee
Bad boy, so what you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they come for you? (NOTHING)
Turn my head, check my back, critics clocking me
I always feel like, somebody's watching me
And you can take quotes from these notes
I'm a "Maneater," do I look like Hall & Oates? (NO)
Quick to rise on MC's like J.R. Rider
Lyrics, tart to the tongue like apple cider (UH)
I'm so hard it's pitiful, I bite like a pitbull
The way my jaw lock, bloaw like a Glock
Pimp slap you, taste my fingernail dirt
Yank your tongue thru your teeth
Them wack lyrics squirt (JERKY)
They be calling you Don
Because of your Knotts
Who got the props?
Who got the props? (ME)

[Chorus x3]
Shaq Diesel!
(Make 'em shake, make 'em shiver)
MC's takes notes, as I Stand and Deliver

[Verse 2]
The way I spit-spit venom
You should me snake in the grass
I get between that asphalt
My money in the vault
Skills like Nas, Wizard like Walt
When I talk, 5-0 pull out the chalk (UH)
Shaq O'Neal, I represent
MC's talking 'bout they rich
Richard like Dent, you live in a tent
I got more styles than RuPaul
But bigger balls
Ref you got the whistle, make a call
Some fools trying to maul
Times like this that raindrops would fall
Now peep while I crawl

[Bridge]
Yo, my steel range like rover
Carry more green than a clover
Uh, the bridge is over

Check it, my mouth be gat
My mouth be clip
Buck buck off the top
Buck buck off the bottom lip
Now that's four shots, I got thirteen more
(Whose world is this?)
Yo, it's TWIsM for sure (Uh uh)

[Chorus x3]
Shaq Diesel!
(Make 'em shake, make 'em shiver)
MC's takes notes, as I Stand and Deliver

[Verse 3]
Follow me, come quick
Cum quick now won't you follow
Spit hits the back of my mic to my mouth (GUH)
Damn, I swallow
But let me jump back and catch myself
Look in the mirror everyday fool, I check myself
Last album came around the mountain
I'm still coming correct
Missile drop every ten days
They seek zeroes on the end of my check
Mic check, my mind's playing tricks on me
Dun dun dun dun dun dun, see? (SEE)
I’m hard to kill like a roach
Running up the sideline looking at coach, I will approach
Any MC's that want to battle
Feeling high and mighty, knock you off your saddle
Shake shake, this mic and rattle
Roll down the street smoking-smoking
I don’t smoke (I don’t smoke)
But I sip on Pepsi juice
I’m bald and black like Zeus
MC's follow me now like a freaky caboose (HA HA)

[Chorus x4]
Shaq Diesel!
(Make 'em shake, make 'em shiver)
MC's takes notes, as I Stand and Deliver

[Outro]
Shaq Diesel!
MC's takes notes, as I Stand and Deliver
MC's takes notes, as I Stand and Deliver
MC's takes notes, as I Stand and Deliver
MC's takes notes, as I Stand and Deliver
Shaq Diesel!