Shadow wizard skit

Ever since nukes have been legalized, we've noticed an increase in anomalous creatures in the wastes
First, the shadow people, which is a mysterious human cyborg hybrid being, which lives in the ruins of Montreal
These lifeforms feed on the souls of those who have survived the fallout, and convert the strong into their tribe
The second creature which has been documented is known simply, as the goblin
Which is an otherworldly and unearthly being, which was mutated from the spliced DNA of DJ Smokey and Lukas Tessier
And feeds on gold coins and other valuable trinkets
If you see them, you should run immediately, and throw your gold coins on the floor as this will distract them
They have actually spotted me right now, so I must flee the scene