Sexy

[KAREN]
Hi
If I could change the world
I'd make us have world peace
And also Halloween
Every single day

On Halloween
You can pretend to be someone else
It's like the internet
Only in person and with candy

When you are the hot one
It's a full-time gig
Looking like what people wanna see
But once a year I'm not
I dress up and dream big
Disguised as someone else who is not me
But is still hot

[KAREN & GIRLS]
I can be

[KAREN]
Who I wanna be and sexy

[KAREN & GIRLS]
I can be

[KAREN]
Who I wanna be and hot
Don't like who you are?
Then hit that costume shop
Rock a new and different sexy look
Why be so downhearted?
Blast some trashy pop
And drop it to this hot and sexy hook

[KAREN & GIRLS]
I can be

[KAREN]
Who I wanna be and sexy

[KAREN & GIRLS]
I can be

[KAREN]
Who I wanna be and hot
Be somebody new
Do a total transformation
Animal, or mineral, too
Or even vegetation!
I give you "Sexy Corn"
I can be who I want to be
And sexy

A sexy Quint from sexy Jaws
Catching sexy sharks (Woah-oh)
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or sexy Joan of Arc (Woah-oh)
I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer (Sexy)
I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer
(spoken)
That's not right, is it?

[GRETCHEN, spoken]
No.

[KAREN]
I can sexy cure some cancer

[GRETCHEN, spoken]
No.

[KAREN]
I can cure sex cancer

[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Sex cancer doesn't exist.

[KAREN, spoken]
I did it. Dance break.

[GIRLS]
Woah-oh

[KAREN & GIRLS]
Happy Halloween

[KAREN]
This is modern feminism talkin'
Watch me as I run the world
In shoes, I cannot walk in
I can be who I want to be
And sex
Sex
Sexy

(spoken)
I'm a sexy mouse, duh.