There was a wreck out on the highway
Cars skidded of the road and rode
And rode and rode and rode and rode and rode
Well it burned all night and by morning
There wasn't much left to see
’Course they didn't find the rope burns
Hell, they didn't even find the bullet holes
Sex is a mess, sex is a mess
Sex is a mess, sex is a mess
Well a fully armed battleship sails out to sea
Flag waving proudly in the wind
But it goes down with all hands
Torpеdoed by a submarine
Just a few minutеs in
Sex is a mess, sex is a mess
Sex is a mess, sex is a mess
They find a ticking bomb at the airport
And they called on you
And now you got 15 seconds to decide
Do you cut the red, white or blue
Sex is a mess, sex is a mess
Sex is a mess, sex is a mess
I hear a rumbling like an earthquake
Could be a sonic boom
I’m standing ankle deep in oily water
In a little room
When the sound of a siren
Cuts through the sticky air
I feel like I should run
But I don't know why and I don't know where
Sex is a mess, sex is a mess
Sex is a mess, sex is a mess