Sex In The City - Censored [Official Video Version]

[Intro]
[Okay, so the first one i do have to ask would you be able to pay the balance to full today, 691?]

No, I can't, I can't

[Okay, no problem. so what we can do, we can break that up as 3 monthly payments]

[Verse 1]
Beautiful people only living downtown, in midtown and around where I stay
Is it the brain that really matters or their character that flatters or dependent on their beautiful face
But if you're beautiful from birth, do you really have the courage of a woman picked on for her girth
Ever since she was a kid, you know how kids work, up until she was a full grown adult
Now I'm not saying that it's real smooth sailing
But guys being nice dosent hurt
And I'm not saying that they're perfect, I'm just saying that they're different
And the difference is they love to wear skirts

[Chorus]
Sex in the city
Probably feels really, really nice
With hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes
Sex in the city
Probably looks really, really great with a girl that's like a 10, and a guy that's about an 8
Sex in the city
Sounds like it takes place on stage both moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings
Sex in the city
Candles smell like great jobs and promising careers, my candles smell like fear of my roommate's may hear

[Verse 2]
I have really bad bacne , looks like the gosh dang night sky
And I promise Imma get it taken care of
So I'm not a baby maker looker but maybe I am
To a woman that really loves me for who I am
Or maybe who I'm not
Either way it's getting bothered and hot
GROSS
Hey misses, will you take me to a world
Where nothing else exists except the contents of our soul
And there we'll talk
You know, or Instagram DM works too
What up
If I look like Brad Pitt mixed with a bit of Jake Gyllenhaal and a bowl of David Hasselhoff I wouldn't be here at all
I'd be in Los Angeles
Or at your mom's house eating all the sandwiches

[Chorus]
Sex in the city
Probably feels really, really nice with hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes
Sex in the city
Probably looks really, really great with a girl that's like a 10, and a guy that's 'bout an 8
Sex in the city
Sounds like it takes place on stage both moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings
Sex in the city
Candles smell like great jobs and promising careers, my candles smell like fear my roommates may hear
And socks
And whatever freshening spray I used 30 minutes before hand
Where I quickly went through my room and tried to clean it...

[Outro]
No?
Alright? HUH?
Alright? Alright? HUH?
Alright? Right I'm-I'm-I'm right huh?
HUH?
You think this song's about to end? Is that what you think?