Sex Dream

I had a sex dream - and you were in it
I'll tell you about it if you've got a minute
We were both younger and a little bit firmer
Your hair got all tousled ‘cos you were a squirmer

We closed the bedroom door
And then I had you on the floor
But still you wanted more

It wasn't exactly hearts and flowers
We tangled the bed sheets for hours and hours
You said that you liked it harder and faster
We did it so hard that we knocked off the plaster

The scene: a Travelodge for two
The cast: just me and you
Wondering what to do

And when I wake up with her by my side again
I wonder what I've done to be denied again
I wonder what it means
I mean it’s only in a dream (oh, really?)

You wanted to do something highly immoral
Cos you and your boyfriend had had a bad quarrel
I shrugged and unzipped with a grin on my lips
While you stood there and waited with your hands on your hips

You said you wanted it there
I blinked and said "where?"
And you said you didn't care

And when I wake up with her by my side again
I wonder what I've done to be denied again
I wonder what it means
I mean it’s only a dream…..

If I have another sex dream
Let's hope your mother isn't in it