[Intro, Big Gay]
Hey ladies
It's your boy, Big Gay - aka, manager of a Minecraft server
Let's get real sexy in this bitch
[Rap]
Back and forth, wanna hit her from the back of her pussy
Like a champagne cork, to her accord
Finger-blast a bitch with a hot cheeto, have her down on all fours
Here's the thing, I don't like condoms, they make my peepee sting
Plus I'm ashamed of my size, lookin' like an eggroll at a Chinese buffet, call me Ming Ching
You lookin' so hot, with that benevolent bod
Like I melt butter on corn-on-the-cob
Now you're doing your job when you slob like a thot - a pre' relevant hog
Now I don't like women, but when it comes to pussy your boy be swimmin'
But of course imma wait til marriage because your boy ain't sinnin'
[Whispered]
Sex, sex, sex, this song's about... sex, sex, sex
I talk about sex, sex, sex, my pussy's so wet, wet, wet, sex
[Rap]
Gottem really horny
My bitches don't ignore me
Make women tired from my dick; I read them bedtime stories
I like to go on PornHub, I have a rag for my cum
I think retarded girls are hot, so I fuck them 'til they go dumb
[Anime Voice]
Fuck me, onii-chan, in my kimochi
Cum inside of me, that would make me go squee XD
[Rap, Big Gay]
If they're drawing little girls is it really paedophilia
I'd fuck 'em anyway, you FBI I ain't feelin' ya
(Sirens, instrumental)