Sex

[Intro]
Thank you for calling Love Zone...
How big is your cock, baby?
(Sex, sex, sex, sex...)

[Verse 1]
(Sex...) Now, to tell a little story
Talkin' about a girl I used to know, named Laurie
(Sex...) Soft like the neighborhood skeezer
More like a pleaser, but everybody on the block would tease her
(Sex...) She had great big titties and a nice, round ass
And everybody in the class would pass the ass around
(Sex...) The ass around, just like a beach ball
And we all knew the bitch was on call
(Sex...) 24/7, she took the break at 11
Used to fuck this guy named Kevin
(Sex...) Who used to pay for the pussy
And the only reason why is the brother had no juice, see
(Sex...) He couldn't get it for free like me
And the rest of the homies, tagging ass for no money
(Sex...) So you see, the story's simple
You think about it too long, you might hurt your temple

[Chorus]
(Sex...) 'Cause you know I'm gonna get mine
Get paid, and yeah, get a whole lot laid
(Sex...) 'Cause it's all about the way you sigh your check
Yeah, it's all about sex
(Sex...) Yeah, it's all about (sex...) sex, baby
Yeah...

[Verse 2]
(Sex...) A date of Friday night is how it begins
She rubbed on my leg, yo, as soon as we got in
(Sex...) My car, the girl was a superstar
She looked me in the eyes, said "you can go as far
(Sex...) as you want to, so come and get it
You know I'm with it
And if you want me to bring a friend, you know I'll recommend it"
(Sex...) 'Cause I like to do it any way you wanna do it
And if I bring a friend, we can all get into it
(Sex...) Take our clothes off, and get in the pool
I can't swim, but you know I'm gonna play it cool
(Sex...) I weighed on over to the one or two freaks
And say "yo, I'm ready for the meat"
(Sex...) Then I think I'll have a little dessert
Called another freak, 'cause three wouldn't hurt
(Sex...) Yeah, that's the way ya like it
Like N.W.A said – "don't mater, just don't bite it"

[Chorus]
(Sex...) 'Cause you know I'm gonna get mine
Get paid, and yeah, get a whole lot laid
(Sex...) 'Cause it's all about the way you sigh your check
Yeah, it's all about sex
(Sex...) Yeah, it's all about (sex...) sex, baby
Yeah... it's all about

[Verse 3]
(Sex...) Dave, who lived on my block
12 years old, but a head like a rock
(Sex...) Carrying around an itch that wouldn't quit
But the only problem is that his parents don't want him to stick
(Sex...) His dick in anything yet
But you know he got plans, you can bet
(Sex...) Sticked it to this girl named Yvette
Something like the neighborhood cat
(Sex...) 14 years old with a whole lot of meat
Fine as hell, from her head to her feet
(Sex...) My boy Dave, you know he had it going on
But his Mom and Dad never told him to put a rubber on
(Sex...) So he did it, and got with it
Nine months later, here's a stomach with a baby in it
(Sex...) 'Cause his pops never faced the reality
And told the little brother about the birds and the bees

[Chorus]
(Sex...) 'Cause you know he's gonna get his
Get paid, and yeah, get a whole lot laid
(Sex...) 'Cause it's all about the way you sigh your check
Yeah, it's all about sex
(Sex...) Yeah, it's all about (sex...) sex, baby
Yeah... it's all about
(Sex...) Yeah, it's all about (sex...) sex, baby
Yeah... it's all about (sex...)

[Outro skit]
Heh... alright, alright, I guess we found out about you, Chet
I bet you feel about as small as you look on that tape
Now, for our third distinguished guest...
So tell me, are you as good at sex as you claim to be?
Yo, why don't you let the tape speak for itself, you know what I'm saying?
Alright, roll the tape!

(Sex...) Aw yeah, baby, you're in for a real treat, you know what I'm saing?
Ow, don't hurt me!
Hurt you? I ain't gonna hurt you, I'm just gonna get mine! Word up, come on, let's go!
(Sex...) (Mmmh...) Yeah baby, yeah, I see, yeah...
Hey! What's the matter with you, you got locked out or something?!
(I know you like that...) That's the wrong tape!
Take the tape off, take the tape off! What's going on in here?
Man, put a cap in that! Gimme the camera, gimme the camera!
Get the tape off me!

[audience laughter] Well, I guess that this goes to show:
Actions do speak louder than words
(Sex...)