Seth Rogen Interview

[Eric Andre]
Uhh, ladies and gentlemen he's in movies, Seth Rogen!

[Seth Rogen]
How is it going? Your dick is hanging out

[Eric Andre]
Yeah, uh, alright, ooh, xyz, examine your zipper

Whhh- what's- what's your- what's your- what's your- cellphone number?

[Seth Rogen]
Uh, what's my cellphone number?

[Eric Andre]
We'll just put it at the bottom if anybody has some comments, questions about- about-

[Seth Rogen]
I don't wanna do that. Please don't do that

[Eric Andre]
Uhh, ok I wanna talk about... You're in love. You have a wife

[Seth Rogen]
I do, yeah

[Eric Andre]
Do you have sex do you make love to that poor woman?

[Seth Rogen]
Well I don't know if she considers herself to be a poor woman, but
Yeah we-

[Eric Andre]
Not monetarily. Just what she's going- what you're putting her through

[Seth Rogen]
We have sex and make love

[Eric Andre]
Do you touch her boobies?

[Seth Rogen]
I do yeah

[Eric Andre]
And she touches your pee pee?

[Seth Rogen]
She does touch my pee pee, my penis not my literal pee pee. I don't piss on my wife if that's what you're asking

*audience claps*

[Eric Andre]
What's the most high you've ever been?

[Seth Rogen]
What's the most high I've ever been? Uh, I dont know

*Eric plays flute*

[Hannibal]
Sometimes when I get high I think this show is a ploy for Eric to kill me

*Eric plays flute*

[Hannibal]
But then I get sober and I be like: "man, I was tripping"

*audience claps*
*Eric burps*

[Seth Rogen]
Actually I have a show I wanna promote. Can I do that?

[Eric Andre]
Alright, it is Velcro time! The Velcro time. This is where you put on a velcro suit, jump off that trampoline and you will stick to the velcro wall

*audience claps*

[Seth Rogen]
Didn't Letterman do this exact bit for like 20 years

[Eric Andre]
If it works it works. Hahaha. Alright. On your mark. Get set. Go!

*Seth Rogen goes through the wall*

[Seth Rogen]
Ugh, ugh, fuck

[Hannibal]
What happened?

[Eric Andre]
Uhhhhh

[Hannibal]
Y'all spin around like ballers. Seething with jealousy I am

[Eric Andre]
You're in movies

[Seth Rogen]
I am

[Eric Andre]
I just booked a non-union regional ham commercial. You don't see me bragging about it on television

[Seth Rogen]
I, uh, I did just see you brag about it on television

[Eric Andre]
You think Woody Allen should get Chinese castrated, so he stops jerking off his ex-kids?

[Seth Rogen]
I don't know

*bleep*

[Eric Andre]
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Sorry about that

[Hannibal]
Ey, get it together man

[Eric Andre]
Goddamn it. Sorry
We got it

[Seth Rogen]
You got it. You got it. You got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. You got it. You got it. You're good

[Eric Andre]
Yo, Seth

[Seth Rogen]
Yes?

[Eric Andre]
Hey