Sensitive Male

[Intro]
Ow! This next song is dedicated to all you jive turkeys
Sittin' on the toilet with your panties 'round your ankles
We call this one "Sensitive Male"

My, my, my, my
What do we have here?
'nother one of these weak little punk ass ni**a dudes runnin' 'round here
I dedicate this to the sensitive male, let's go

[Verse 1]
Sensitive male, how come you so sad?
When things don't go your way, you get mad
Got the look of a dude, but you soft like a lady
Thirty-two, whining like a spoiled little baby
You’re weak in the mind, every minute it shows
Your heart got broke, now you say all women are h*es
Your boys went to hang out, you was shocked and stunned
And you was ‘bout to cry ‘cause they didn’t ask you to come
See people ain’t tryna vibe with that negative flow
Plus every time y’all get somewhere, you ready to go
You stay pouting and whining, bro, that’s all you do
Your girlfriend got a son, now it’s like she got two
Words hurt your feelings, you can’t handle what’s said
Grown ass man can’t even scramble a egg
I detected that you was flaky, I knew it when I saw you
I’m a dude, homie, why you gettin’ upset ‘cause I ain’t call you?

[Chorus]
Sensitive male, sensitive guy
Actin’ like a sissy but I don’t know why
Anytime I see you, I just walk on by
I really wanna slap you, but you might cry

Sensitive male, sensitive guy
Actin’ like a sissy but I don’t know why
Anytime I see you, I just walk on by
I really wanna kick ya ass, but you might cry

[Verse 2]
Sensitive male need to go and put a slip on
You whine about things grown men shouldn’t trip on
I be laughing when you approach the scene
Quit the basketball team because the coach was mean
You don’t run your own house, it’s apparent to see
I guess your woman wear the pants while you wear the capris
These rapper ain’t no better, they be losing it fast
You was crushed ‘cause somebody said your music was trash
When you got problems with your wife, you start flippin’ and then
Called your mama, cryin’, talkin’ ‘bout “she trippin’ again
Mama, she don’t respect me, I don’t think that that’s right
Is it ok if I come and stay with you for the night?”
But mama got a life, she don’t need you up in the place
She said no and hung the damn phone up in his face
You don’t work and you don’t hit no licks
You the type to take your ball home if you don’t get picked, c’mon

[Chorus]
Sensitive male, sensitive guy
Actin’ like a sissy but I don’t know why
Anytime I see you, I just walk on by
I really wanna slap you, but you might cry

Sensitive male, sensitive guy
Actin’ like a sissy but I don’t know why
Anytime I see you, I just walk on by
I really wanna kick ya ass, but you might cry

[Verse 3]
Ay, sensitive male, man, you softer than satin
Pissed off at your son ‘cause he beat you in Madden
You like the bride and your wife is the groom
Threw the controller on the ground and stormed out of the room
If you don’t get your way, you bail out fast
Gon’ on, ain’t nobody ‘bout to kiss yo ass
That’s why the real Gs left you alone
Insecure so you sneakin’ through your girlfriend’s phone
Say what you want, I’m just keepin’ it hood
See as long as a fool don’t touch me, I’m good
Anytime that a problem arose
Real men iron it out like wrinkled up clothes
Somebody ‘bout to leave you leakin’
You mad at your boy, talkin’ about “we’re not speakin’”
Keep bleedin’ out your ass when somebody hurt you
You gon’ be the first man to do a tampon commercial

[Chorus]
Sensitive male, sensitive guy
Actin’ like a sissy but I don’t know why
Anytime I see you, I just walk on by
I really wanna slap you, but you might cry

Sensitive male, sensitive guy
Actin’ like a sissy but I don’t know why
Anytime I see you, I just walk on by
I really wanna kick ya ass, but you might cry, yeah